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About Me


Benjamin Wood:
  • is a 32 year old guy.
  • is from Ottawa, Canada.
  • once worked for The Walt Disney Co.
  • plays Nintendo.
  • likes to take pictures.
  • often takes the bus wherever he needs to go.
  • spent four years at Carleton University.
  • at one point wanted to marry Sarah Slean.
  • has been to Nepal.
  • got internet in 2000.
  • wants to visit Antarctica one day.
  • is on page 60 of the first Harry Potter.
  • loves smoothies.
  • thinks Yoshi’s Island (SNES) is the best game.
  • got married to a wonderful woman.
  • likes Finger Eleven.
  • is loved by his dog, Charlie.
  • once held a tiger by the tail.
  • loves Pixar films.
  • bought a Wii on day one.
  • bought a Wii U on day one.
  • bought a Nintendo Switch on day one.
  • bikes on occasion.
  • has a 16 sqft poster of Great Big Sea.
  • spends too much time online.
  • doesn’t mind mushrooms.
  • read “The Bear Necessities of Business”.
  • has been as far west as Victoria, BC.
  • can juggle.
  • built a desk.
  • has a Canon Rebel T3i camera.
  • drinks orange juice in the morning.
  • can’t skip double dutch.
  • hates humidity.
  • does not dislike green peppers.
  • has a soft spot for High School Musical.
  • enjoys sci-fi.
  • got an N64 in 1998.
  • likes Sharpies.
  • wears a size 10ish shoe.
  • loves DAVIDsTEA.
  • met Mickey Mouse.
  • is allergic to cats.
  • loves peanut M and Ms.
  • has been to P.E.I.
  • once won a Pepsi hoodie.
  • learned about marketing.
  • enjoys the smell of vanilla.
  • has an Xbox 360 Elite.
  • loves the colour orange.
  • saw Billy Ray Cyrus in concert.
  • doesn’t care for red wine.
  • doesn’t like pink, but has a pink polo.
  • wears glasses on occasion.
  • has flown over China.
  • wishes he could snowboard.
  • could have won an arcade cabinet.
  • can’t go near espresso.
  • likes fireworks.
  • has love hate feelings for lightning.
  • sang a karaoke song he didn’t know.
  • speaks French.
  • is part Tanzanian.
  • wants a pet chicken.
  • thinks pomegranates are the future.
  • loves lemonade.
  • has met Reggie Fils-Aime.
  • created at least one article on Wikipedia.
  • will eat chicken any day.
  • enjoys broccoli on pizza.
  • has been to Montreal 9 times.
  • doesn’t have a star named after him.
  • has been as East as Fukuoka, Japan.
  • uses a 27″ iMac.
  • is a scorpio.
  • can make really good chicken.
  • has a plastic fish named Ish.
  • thinks Picard beats Kirk.
  • owns an indigo GameCube.
  • likes fireflies.
  • works in a hospital.
  • once bowled a turkey.
  • listens to LiVE 885.
  • is two by two, hands of blue.
  • has several chemistry textbooks.
  • has an iPhone 6S.
  • volunteered at the Tulip Festival.
  • collects keychains.
  • used 56k for less than a month.
  • thinks Jasmine is his fave princess.
  • spent a month in Saskatoon.
  • saw Jason Mraz in concert.
  • picks Squirtle over Charmander.
  • picks Bulbasaur over Squirlte.
  • likes the idea of Shakespeare.
  • has never fired a paintball gun.
  • has a first gen 12.9" iPad Pro
  • watched The Magic Schoolbus.
  • prefers waffles to pancakes.
  • has a Jim Carrey autograph.
  • Got an Apple Watch on day 1, somehow.
  • wants to go 88mph in a Delorean.
  • has never been in a Delorean.
  • thought he invented the 2-sided pen.
  • doesn’t understand the appeal of Bratz.
  • is short, for a guy.
  • loves the Tilt-a-Whirl.
  • had an afro in high school.
  • owns a lab coat.
  • orders Cabana Twist at Booster Juice.
  • has seen Jason Mraz live.
  • can’t sit through Lord of the Rings.
  • thinks Old Navy water is funny.
  • has a brain age of 33.
  • has been to Disneyworld once.
  • knows 500 words in Spanish.
  • trusts Duracell.
  • ran a 5K.
  • ran a 10k.
  • ran a Mud Hero run.
  • ran a half-marathon.
  • is amused by kids.
  • amuses kids.
  • was 4lb 3oz at birth.
  • is somewhat afraid of La Senza.
  • once dis-armed a Gap mannequin.
  • wore pjs to school by accident in gr 1.
  • doesn’t really dance.
  • like his peanut butter extra creamy.
  • didn’t know what to say to Alanis.
  • has never been sunburned.
  • knows the words to Part of Your World.
  • has never pulled a fire alarm.
  • is on YouTube.
  • used to have an NES.
  • doesn’t trust coincidences.
  • loves vanilla.
  • has been as South as Chitwan, Nepal.
  • owns over 150 cds, but no longer really counting.
  • saw The Little Mermaid in theatres.